I'm Back from Spain!

Aug 6, 20116 min read

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Katilis401

Published: Aug 6, 2011

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Saturday 6th August

The most unbelievable thing happened. You know I said that I could never tan no matter what? Well on the first day, my little brother went out to the kiddie pool for two hours and his skin looks great. Me? On the beach, I tried to tan my legs for FIVE hours. And nothing happened. Not a change! I wore shorts all week too so when I was walking with my family, I stuck out like a sore thumb because my legs were so pale compared to everyone else!! Arggh!!

But I did get a reward. I managed to figure out I had an allergy with lilo (pool air mat to any Americans) AFTER lounging around with one for several hours. I have a fantastic looking rash on my neck and arms now. Personally, I just think it's a rash from rubbing against the damn thing. Not to mention, the pools had salt water which just made it worse. So it hurts a little when I move my arms, like right now when I type. But it's bearable pain so don't worry. It'll be gone in a few days. ^_^

Oh and thanks to

and (not so much)

for spamming my phone on my last day of the holiday. You guys managed to waste £4 of credit in 3 hours. Plus in Spain you're one hour ahead of England so you guys also kept me up all night. I had a plane to catch the next morning and I was knackered (I was woken up at 5am to have my breaky and get on the coach at 7am). AND thank you

for sending a sound clip of

panting and laughing called 'Our Sex'. It was such a joy having Spanish people stare at you in Burger King because I playing a porno on my phone. THANKS GUYS.

Uh, well apart from that I had a great time! There was a pasta and pizza buffet there too!! The most shocking thing was I never ate there once!!! I was dragged along to the asian bar on the first day and we kept on going back for dinner every day. But the food there was out of this world so I was glad. And I ate a tomato for breaky a few times so I made up for it.

I actually didn't know but I never was in main Spain all along. I was actually in Mallorca, a beautiful island east of Spain. And the villa I was staying at had the biggest swimming pool on the island! It was a great villa which was a 20 minute walk away from the beaches of Sa Coma. The weather there was constantly hot and sunny. I think it rained there twice though but the rain was very light and only lasted a few minutes. I missed the rain! Thank god when I came back to England it was only 22C degrees and was about to rain.

Despite Mallorca was a fantastic country, I was so excited about going back to England. I have lived in England for all my life and I guess I'm forever suited for my beloved Britain as I watch TV and eat scones.

Although.... One thing I noticed about Mallorca was their humour. It's so rude!! There was NO stall where I couldn't find something rude on it. From perverted postcards to naked women on beach towels. I even found a calendar with sexual positions for every day of the year! Even their salt shakers were a little off-putting. You could buy a set of clay pandas doing it when they were fitted together. There were human versions as well. My kinda place... *cough cough*

...Ah damn, now it's awkward. Uh, I'll stop typing now... >_>

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